HORSE BOARDING AND HORSE MOTEL
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Cowboy Logic
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COWBOY LOGIC When all around you are
using common sense, fill the gap. Use UNCOMMON sense • Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat. It’s not so important to know what it is, but you should know what it was. • Red meat is NOT bad for you. Blue-green meat, now that's bad for you! • People who are tough never have to tell you that they are. It’s the same with people who are honest. • Never miss a chance to shut up. Well-timed silence has more eloquence than speech. • The easiest way to eat crow is when it’s still warm. The colder it gets the harder it is to swallow. • Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none. • Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. • If it don’t seem like it’s worth the effort, it probably ain’t. • It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. • Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. • If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some considerable influence, try ordering someone else’s dog around. • Don’t worry about bitin’ off more than you can chew, your mouth is likely a whole lot bigger than you think. • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. • When you’re throwing your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by someone else. • Telling a man to get lost and making him do it are two entirely different propositions. • Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. • When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a person or a critter don’t be surprised if they learn it. • Generally speakin’. You ain’t learnin’ nothing when you’re the one doin’ the talkin. • Lettin’ the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. • The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave your face • Always remember your horse hears and smells a whole lot more 'n you do.
• Never go to yoru room in the daytime.
• Some
things ain't funny. • Nobody ever drowned himself in his own sweat.
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